Q:Do guys date girls they send text or facebook messages beginning with "Hey, Poop Stain" or "Yo Bitch, its been awhile" or are they
really besties with these girls?
A: You girls never listen but here it is again: Guys DO NOT want woman as friends. All we want is sex and then we want to hang out
with other guys.
really besties with these girls?
A: You girls never listen but here it is again: Guys DO NOT want woman as friends. All we want is sex and then we want to hang out
with other guys.
Q: Are guys stingy with money when they don't reallly like a girl? I
share my money with a guy when I really like him but I don't pitch in at
all when I just want to have fun.
A: LOL. You just answered your own question.
share my money with a guy when I really like him but I don't pitch in at
all when I just want to have fun.
A: LOL. You just answered your own question.
Q:What do you think about males that let their buddies ex-girl cry on their shoulder after his buddy breaks up with her.
A: He totally wants to bang her because I'd never give a darn about a friends ex.
A: He totally wants to bang her because I'd never give a darn about a friends ex.
Q: Sometimes my boyfriend goes straight to the after party after a rodeo and doesn't answer my call or text.
Why?
A: I finally met someone I respond to. I like her and don't ignore her so I quit caring about any other girls. So if
your guy is not responding to you its not because he is focused on the beer. He is focused on getting some tail
tonight and clearly you are not close by to be an option. He will respond in the morning because he is setting up
future possibilities when he is rodeoing in or near your town.
Why?
A: I finally met someone I respond to. I like her and don't ignore her so I quit caring about any other girls. So if
your guy is not responding to you its not because he is focused on the beer. He is focused on getting some tail
tonight and clearly you are not close by to be an option. He will respond in the morning because he is setting up
future possibilities when he is rodeoing in or near your town.
Q: Why do guys ignore a girl after she breaks up with
him?
A: Either we were already hitting on another girl and
have moved on. Or it is easier than talking to you
because we really liked you.
him?
A: Either we were already hitting on another girl and
have moved on. Or it is easier than talking to you
because we really liked you.
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Q: Why do guys ask y you don't text them? The phone works both ways doesn't it?
A: Believe it or not we want to be chased. We want to know we are wanted. However, only pansies as in men without confidence
are going to ask why you haven't contacted him. Men with confidence know you will text or it won't be long until another fish
swims up. It's not junior high if you like someone shoot them a text. If he doesn't answer you, then you should move on.
A: Believe it or not we want to be chased. We want to know we are wanted. However, only pansies as in men without confidence
are going to ask why you haven't contacted him. Men with confidence know you will text or it won't be long until another fish
swims up. It's not junior high if you like someone shoot them a text. If he doesn't answer you, then you should move on.
Q: Would it bother you if your girlfriend
always wore low cut shirts that show off
cleavage?
A: No it wouldn't bother me. I am confident
and trust her.
always wore low cut shirts that show off
cleavage?
A: No it wouldn't bother me. I am confident
and trust her.
Q: In a guys opinion is there a difference between dating and hanging out? Is dating
the same as boyfriend/girlfriend?
A. Dating is the same as boyfriend/girlfriend. Hanging out is either getting to know
you and not ready to commit or just banging.
the same as boyfriend/girlfriend?
A. Dating is the same as boyfriend/girlfriend. Hanging out is either getting to know
you and not ready to commit or just banging.
Q: Do guys notice things like love handles or flaws like that during sex?
A: During sex a guy tends to look for the good things. Maybe after we think about how fat she was. LOL.
A: During sex a guy tends to look for the good things. Maybe after we think about how fat she was. LOL.
Q: How many dates should I go on before doing the dirty deed? AKA Sex?
A: A minimum of 3 if you want us to respect you. If you sleep with me right away
then I am going to assume every other guy has the same easy access.
A: A minimum of 3 if you want us to respect you. If you sleep with me right away
then I am going to assume every other guy has the same easy access.
Q: Why would a guy tell a girl he loves her one day and leads her on into a possible relationship? Then acts all shady the next
week because he apparently met the quote unquote women of his dreams. -Signed Frustrated with Cowboy Players
A: The classic answer that all women refuse to believe, we just want a#$. He said those things to get you to sleep with him. We
will say anything nice if we think it means we can get in your pants.
week because he apparently met the quote unquote women of his dreams. -Signed Frustrated with Cowboy Players
A: The classic answer that all women refuse to believe, we just want a#$. He said those things to get you to sleep with him. We
will say anything nice if we think it means we can get in your pants.
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Q: So this guy and I had been had been messing around for a little while, I stopped talking to him for couple weeks and I txt him
and didnt get a reply back so I left it alone, few days later we see each other at the bar and (I was drinking and he was not), he was
all over me this has happend a few times and everytime he wanted me to go home with him and everytime I turned him down. So
the last time this had happen he told me to txt him so we could hang out, so few days past and I txt him asking if he wanted to
hang out he txt back wanting to, made plans and everything but he flaked out AGAIN. So do you know what is the deal is with
this guy? - Dazed and Confused
A- That's an easy one. He said he wanted to hang out to "prove" to you he didn't just want a one nighter. When really all he
wanted was another one night for a romp in the sack. If a guy is really interested he would never bail. Unless you decide a one
night thing here and there is good enough for you ignore this guy.
and didnt get a reply back so I left it alone, few days later we see each other at the bar and (I was drinking and he was not), he was
all over me this has happend a few times and everytime he wanted me to go home with him and everytime I turned him down. So
the last time this had happen he told me to txt him so we could hang out, so few days past and I txt him asking if he wanted to
hang out he txt back wanting to, made plans and everything but he flaked out AGAIN. So do you know what is the deal is with
this guy? - Dazed and Confused
A- That's an easy one. He said he wanted to hang out to "prove" to you he didn't just want a one nighter. When really all he
wanted was another one night for a romp in the sack. If a guy is really interested he would never bail. Unless you decide a one
night thing here and there is good enough for you ignore this guy.
Q: Most of the time after a girl has slept with a
guy is it to late to get respect? Could a girl pull a
reverse psychology & the next time he
approaches say ya that was fun we all have a
one nighter in our life sorry. And redeem some
credibility?
A: It's possible. But not easy. Very rarely doe it
work & most of the time when you think it has
worked it will come back to bite you.
guy is it to late to get respect? Could a girl pull a
reverse psychology & the next time he
approaches say ya that was fun we all have a
one nighter in our life sorry. And redeem some
credibility?
A: It's possible. But not easy. Very rarely doe it
work & most of the time when you think it has
worked it will come back to bite you.
Q: If I hung out with this guy last night
for the first tiem, do I text him or just
wait to hear from him? LOL
A: A text won't hurt but don't get into a
huge convo. Just say something like
"Hey, had fun last night. Let me know if
you want to hang out sometime." Keep
it short and like your interested but
avoid sounding desperate.
for the first tiem, do I text him or just
wait to hear from him? LOL
A: A text won't hurt but don't get into a
huge convo. Just say something like
"Hey, had fun last night. Let me know if
you want to hang out sometime." Keep
it short and like your interested but
avoid sounding desperate.
Q. Why do guys bullshit with their buddies about trying to get rid of a girl for months yet he's payin the girls plane ticket to
come meet him next week?
A: Give me a hard one. Ha. Classic guy acting like a hard ass to impress his friends. He either actually likes the girl or he knows
she's dumb enough to come despite him mistreating her (ignoring her, making fun of her behind her back) and give him tail.
My question is why is a girl dumb enough to know he says this shit about her but yet still goes to see him?
come meet him next week?
A: Give me a hard one. Ha. Classic guy acting like a hard ass to impress his friends. He either actually likes the girl or he knows
she's dumb enough to come despite him mistreating her (ignoring her, making fun of her behind her back) and give him tail.
My question is why is a girl dumb enough to know he says this shit about her but yet still goes to see him?
Q: Why does my ex bf tell
me his new gf sucks & he's
going to break up with
her, yet he never does?
A: He's trying to keep you
on the line. If he acts
happy he knows you'll
move on & guys want
every girl possible to be
into them.
me his new gf sucks & he's
going to break up with
her, yet he never does?
A: He's trying to keep you
on the line. If he acts
happy he knows you'll
move on & guys want
every girl possible to be
into them.
Q: My friend wants to tweet a
guy she wants to start taking
to. What is something cute
she can say about him going
to a Red Sox game?
A: "Go Yankees ;)" The wink
is important so he knows you
are joking & know Sox &
Yanks are rivals.
guy she wants to start taking
to. What is something cute
she can say about him going
to a Red Sox game?
A: "Go Yankees ;)" The wink
is important so he knows you
are joking & know Sox &
Yanks are rivals.
Q: A guy I like just got home from a week of hanging with the guys where he didn't
have cell service. We tweeted some as he did have access to the Internet. Why
haven't I heard from him yet?
A: If he didn't text you the instant he hit cell service he isn't that into you. Always
keep the ball in your court, don't contact him wait until he finally text you!
have cell service. We tweeted some as he did have access to the Internet. Why
haven't I heard from him yet?
A: If he didn't text you the instant he hit cell service he isn't that into you. Always
keep the ball in your court, don't contact him wait until he finally text you!
Q: The last two guys I met would only text but never call me. Like they expected me to do all the contacting. The most recent guy I met weeks
ago still hasn't asked me out. Are women expected to chase men now or am I dealing with players? ~ Sunshine
A: Dear Sunshine: Guys love to be chased. But usually only so the ball is in our court & its easier to get what we want. If they aren't chasing you
they either aren't into you or they're chasing someone else. My guess is if this is repeatedly happening to you, your doing something wrong. Are
you coming on to strong? Sleeping with them right away? Trying to chase guys in the same circle? Take a look at your pattern.
ago still hasn't asked me out. Are women expected to chase men now or am I dealing with players? ~ Sunshine
A: Dear Sunshine: Guys love to be chased. But usually only so the ball is in our court & its easier to get what we want. If they aren't chasing you
they either aren't into you or they're chasing someone else. My guess is if this is repeatedly happening to you, your doing something wrong. Are
you coming on to strong? Sleeping with them right away? Trying to chase guys in the same circle? Take a look at your pattern.
Q: I have been talking to this guy that
lives in California and I'm from Ohio.
We have a mutual friend but i have
never met this guy from Cali. He added
me on face book and we have been
chatting ever since. I am wondering
why would he want to talk to me he
lives so far away? ~Crys
A: Dear Crys: Guys love to flirt. Over
the Internet is pretty much the easiest
way. Feel free to flirt away but re-read
stuff before you send it to make sure
you don't come off looking dumb. It's
every guys fantasy to have a chick
from far off talked into flying out to see
him.
lives in California and I'm from Ohio.
We have a mutual friend but i have
never met this guy from Cali. He added
me on face book and we have been
chatting ever since. I am wondering
why would he want to talk to me he
lives so far away? ~Crys
A: Dear Crys: Guys love to flirt. Over
the Internet is pretty much the easiest
way. Feel free to flirt away but re-read
stuff before you send it to make sure
you don't come off looking dumb. It's
every guys fantasy to have a chick
from far off talked into flying out to see
him.
Q: Okay, so I meet this good lookin guy at
work, we talk and flirted for a while and
then he gives me his number before he
leaves...A day later I text him (tryin to play
it cool of course) so he replies about 3
hours later and as we talk casually I'm
getting the impression that he is not
interested, then he just stops texing me!
What the hell?! Do I keep trying?
~Washington Cowgirl
A: Dear Washington Cowgirl: Nope. Make
him chase you. When you bump into him
again act like you barely remember who he
is. Guys never fall for the girl who chases
them. Were animals! We want to hunt!
work, we talk and flirted for a while and
then he gives me his number before he
leaves...A day later I text him (tryin to play
it cool of course) so he replies about 3
hours later and as we talk casually I'm
getting the impression that he is not
interested, then he just stops texing me!
What the hell?! Do I keep trying?
~Washington Cowgirl
A: Dear Washington Cowgirl: Nope. Make
him chase you. When you bump into him
again act like you barely remember who he
is. Guys never fall for the girl who chases
them. Were animals! We want to hunt!
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